Inevitably, the PolyStation 3
By Nilay Patel 
posted Oct 29th 2007 3:06PM
posted Oct 29th 2007 3:06PM
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WoW!!!! I can't to read the review.. I need a really good laugh you know? Hopefully after he does the review he will throw a video of it melting or blending on youtube.com.
Tiger Electronics FTW.
I don't understand these. Fake Wiis, fake Playstation 3s... do they even have games? Who are they kidding?
Of course, I guess the same could be said for the real Playstation 3 ... but we'll leave that for another time.
Yeap it does have games which r all exclusive lol
Why do people highly rate such predictable gibberish? The PS3 is amazing and has some great games. Sure, not a lot YET. I think the people who like to bash it are people who either can't afford it or just have no real sense of humor and have to rehash age old jokes that got laughs long ago to make themselves look whitty. LOL.
"rehash age old jokes that got laughs long ago to make themselves look whitty."
I think you have them confused with the ever-witty "Doom blending overlords in Russian iPhone plays you" folks. Either way, they're old, played out and stupid.
Because it's funny.
(And yes, I'm speaking as a PS3 owner for which I buy games regularly... every once in a while when they do come out. Why do people like you keep assuming that all the folks criticizing the PS3 are the ones that can't afford one? I am likewise getting tired of that particular "predictable gibberish".)
What I don't understand is why they make it "Polystation." They are already in violation of the ps3's copyright with the similar shape, controller, and function, so why not just call it a playstation and be done with it?
So if I make a video game console(similar function, plays games), that resembles a PS3, and has a control I'm in violation of some weird copyright law?
How many parents will buy this for their kid instead of the actual PlayStation 3? A ruined Christmas for many.
Then again, with the slumping demand for the Playstation 3, it may not be so bad.
I laughed when he sarcastically said "there's the holes for the speaker, can't wait to hear that..."
I've actually seen a working Polystation one.
So when are they coming to Best Buy / CCity ......can't wait to get hold one ...
Engadget.....come ....we need prices , reviews ,, hands on .....
Say whatever you want about it, truth is it has more games and play value than the Real PS3!!
LOL
Wow such innovation..I put this up there with the controls scheme of the new Vii...Im glad to see people thinking outside the box
I want to see him get his hands on a Vii.
Man I love those reviews.
lets hammer the noise button! lol
I'm calling fake on this one... The reflections are all wrong on this.
Yes. Photoshopped for sure.
Did he photoshop the whole video too? wow thats alot of work to fake a POLYSTATION 3!!! you sir. are. a. moron. Thank you very much
*WOOSH* That is the sound of the joke going right over your head.
http://xkcd.com/331/
I think he may actually have been making a clever reference to this comic- http://www.xkcd.com/331/
Or he may indeed just be a moron.
Ah, Alexander pipped me to the post
Maybe if it were a funnier joke... ;)
... or maybe people need to sign off the Internet, because not everything you read is serious or true.
@Andir3.0: Quite right. Nobody can take a joke these days... Nevermind that the OP and the video-review of the Polystation3 was very humorous.
That was AMAZING.
And we appreciate such comments, coming from a fat-ass yank
ugh, come on guys, let's get along!
Has there ever existed a Polystation 1 or 2??
I love these chinese mutations!
there was a polystation paolystation 2 and POP the polystation portable
Appart from Tic-Tac-Toe and Space Inveders, what other games can be played in this next-gen console
a rip off of pole position. and a corny football game. maybe pong. And doom. oh wait, not even this can play doom
How does the multiple games thing work? It was billed with several games, but that racing game looks hardwired.
Still, love the knockoff appeal. The controller is so darn cute. But it just seems odd you have to lay it on its side to see the screen.
i think each one comes with a certain game. the one you choose has one game, and one game only.
That sucks. I'll just stick to quality name-brand products like the Chintendo Vii, with Wu accessories.
yeah the chindento Vii. now that is a console we should all be buying. its way better than that Wii rip off.
I hear that Nilay guy is a total hottie.
I agree :P
PolyStationVii FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL, that British guy on the video is hilarious
That guy reminds me of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
I want an XBobbleHat361!!!
What an absolute god awful thing. Why go to the bother of even making it. Pathetic
Thats what they said about the Playstation 3!
Hell, I'd buy the PolyStation 3 long before that pot of crap Sony device!
"and now I'm going to turn it off because it's making my ears bleed"
Haha, classic. Only could watch the review of the hand held, I'm assuming the sight crashed for this one.
I predict that the absolute terribleness of this console (and ones like it, like the Vii) will earn it a cult status; maybe a niche market for gag gifts? It would be funny to tell your friend you're bringing up your PS3 and show up with that shite.
I read that as "PolypStation". Abnormal Growths being what they are.
Ha, that was mildly entertaining.
Oh by the way, thanks a lot for the blatant, unmarked, Bioshock endgame spoiler. Are there any other things I'm currently enjoying that this dude could ruin for me without warning? How about who the others are on Lost, that'd be a good one.
Agreed. I pretty pissed about the
Bioshock spoiler.
Very upset about the bioshock spoiler as well. FUCK man! I almost don't even want to play it now.