We got little Johnny the Nerf body suit and wiimote case for his birthday because he might injure himself. Its really neat, it has a pocket just for his inhaler, and its hypoallergenic and impregnated with Microban for bacterial control. Nothing will injure our little perfect child's milky white skin. Nothing. He will know nothing of the cruel, outside world. The only sex he will know will be with his sister (Little Jenny), and even then in a hyperbaric chamber, with a blindfold, and only for breeding purposes. No solid food till he's 21.
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NNTPgrip @ Nov 16th 2006 3:57PM
We got little Johnny the Nerf body suit and wiimote case for his birthday because he might injure himself. Its really neat, it has a pocket just for his inhaler, and its hypoallergenic and impregnated with Microban for bacterial control. Nothing will injure our little perfect child's milky white skin. Nothing. He will know nothing of the cruel, outside world. The only sex he will know will be with his sister (Little Jenny), and even then in a hyperbaric chamber, with a blindfold, and only for breeding purposes. No solid food till he's 21.